Disgruntled Forest fans have been hit by a violent sickness bug that has rendered them fearful for the coming weeks.
Many Forest fans have reported feeling nauseous and fatigued following a disappointing run of games.
Countless numbers have seen themselves violently throwing up during and after Nottingham Forest matches as the dream of Champions League football slips away.
“It’s all been very exciting, but I started throwing up after the Everton game,” said Francis Drake, 38, from Nuthall. “I felt nauseous on the terrace during the game, and then it just got worse after the F.A. Cup semi-final defeat to the financially constructed Saudi play toy that is Manchester City.”
“Trying to work out the countless scenarios of available points from the remaining games just makes me throw up even more,” said Tom Hardy, 26, from Gedling.
Nottinghamshire’s Worst Illness.
“I was okay for a few days after the Everton game, but then I just started throwing up after Forest conceded the second goal against Brentford. I just couldn’t stop,” said Jill Dando,42, from Arnold.
It appears to be Nottinghamshire’s worst illness since Covid, affecting countless individuals who, coincidentally, just happen to have been Forest fans for the past 20 years.
“I keep throwing up every time I see the current league table and hear about the prospect of Spurs and VARchester United qualifying for the Champions League,” said Phil Mitchell, 52, from Eastwood.
“The Champions League is already a joke,” continued Mitchell, “it’s full of teams that have never been champions. To hear that Forest could miss out on the a Champions League places after being 3rd in the league since November, and crap teams such as Spurs and Manchester United could get Champions League football after avoiding relegation, it’s a f#%in’ farce.”
Disgruntled Forest Fans expecting more sickness.
With Leicester City on the horizon, there will certainly be more vomit and a sense of fatigue if Forest fail to beat, arguably, the worst defensive team in the league this season.
Vardy will be looking for his 200th career goal against Forest, which will be even more sickening if he gets it at the City Ground this Sunday.
Tree Seasons prediction: Nottingham Forest 0 – Vardy 3. COYR!
