A musical theatre composer from Nottingham has confirmed that the Alexander Isak transfer saga will be turned into a musical this autumn.
The transfer saga which finally resulted in Isak, 25, making his dream move to Anfield will be a musical production that starts in late October.
Alexander Isak will be played by eighties superstar, Roland Rat, and the first showing will be at the Theatre Royal in Nottingham – Theatre Royal and Royal Concert Hall Nottingham .
It is anticipated to have worldwide recognition and tickets are already selling faster than a Newcastle United centre forward.
Former Real Sausage Dad player excited by Liverpool’s new menu.
“The Alexander Isak transfer saga rained on us for 40 days and 40 nights,” said musical theatre composer, Gloria Gershwin. “It seemed like an eternity, and these biblical tales make great theatre.”
Labelled a ‘rat’ by the Newcastle United fans, the Swedish international went on strike after the club’s canteen served him spaghetti Bolognese that was deemed too watery.
“How can you get Bolognese sauce so f#’%ing wrong?” boomed Isak. “From that moment, I knew I would have to seek my daily sustenance at Liverpool.”
Alexander Isak transfer drama could’ve been a Christmas pantomime.
The former AIK and Real Sausage Dad player is delighted to see the new lunchtime menu at Liverpool, and he told ESPN – ESPN United Kingdom – Serving Sports Fans. Anytime. Anywhere. – that it is his ‘dream to eat in the same canteen as Kenny Dalglish and Joe Fagan.
“They have my favourite IKEA meatballs – https://www.ikea.com/gb/en/cat/meat-25217/ – on Mondays, hash browns on Wednesday, and a Pizza selection on Friday. I can’t wait to get stuck in,” concluded Isak, the lanky Anfield Rat.
Gloria Gershwin concluded by saying, “We were going to make the Isak transfer saga into a Christmas pantomime for the kids, but concerns were raised with regards to ‘incessant booing of the main character’, and we felt that it would’ve been too much for children to handle the expletives and the ‘He’s behind you with a knife’ shouts, whenever Eddie Howe was mentioned.”
Newcastle United fans are also big advocates of musical theatre and, although they are sad to see Isak go, they are looking forward to Liverpool and Roland Rat making the journey to St James’ Park, later this season.
