Evangelos Marinakis is already lining up a new manager, according to singer-songwriter Lionel Richie. We already know how the Forest owner gets through managerial staff like Kyle Walker gets through MILFS.
Speaking to Rolling stone Magazine – https://www.rollingstone.com/ – following Nottingham Forest’s 3-0 thumping at The Emirates Stadium, the 76-year-old spoke out about his newly anticipated album, the potential of a world tour next Spring, and the likelihood of Evangelos Marinakis already lining up a new manager.
Marinakis lining up a new manager in time for the Midtyland game.
“It’s a cautionary tale,” said the former Commodores’ front man. “We all know how this one ends. Ange will insists on playing suicidal attacking formations with a high line; not permitting Nuno’s team to adjust to such gung ho tactics, culminating in a string of poor results; early elimination from the League Cup ; a poor run in Europe, and the inevitable sacking on the first Tuesday of the month.”
“It doesn’t take a genius to know that,” continued Richie.
When asked who he thinks in likely to take over from the former Spurs and Australia manager, Lionel simply replied, “I’ve haven’t got a f#%ing clue, to be honest. I’ve got more pressing matters at this moment in time. I’ve got tax returns to complete and a balding hamster to contend with.”
“I’m going to go home, put my feet up, put the kettle on and finish a yoghurt that is imminently breaching its best-before date.”
Players will need passports and Euros for the Swansea City game.
“One thing I do know for sure,” concluded the Motown legend, “It won’t be Steve Cooper, Nuno, or Brian Clough. Also, I don’t think Marinakis will line the new manager up until Forest get beat by Sunderland. I think if Forest lose the next three, Marinakis will line a new manger up for the game against Danish giants, Midtjyland.”
Nottingham Forest travel to Wales on Wednesday for the highly anticipated League Cup, 2nd round, twice removed clash with Swansea City.
“Travelling to Wales is almost like playing in Europe.” said Forest captain, Morgan Gibbs-White. “I’ll let the players know they’ll need to take their passports and some Euros for the border crossing.”
Tree Seasons Prediction: Swansea City 5 – Nottingham Forest 6.
Disclaimer: Tree Seasons would also like topoint out that, if any of the above happens to play out into a real-life scenario, there is no need to contact MI5. Lionel Richie is currently residing in America and so someone will need to contact the CIA.
