It has emerged that Chelsea players were forced to wear a dress as part of an initiation process.
It is understood that to progress to permanent first-team football, players have to dress in women’s clothes and Tweed perfume.
Speaking to Trans Actual, https://transactual.org.uk/sign-up-for-our-newsletter/ – Nicolas Jackson claims that Chelsea players were forced to dress as women, and this was partly the reason why he decided to request a loan to a club adjacent to a German brothel.
Chelsea players were forced to dress like women.
Jackson, 24, said, “I was told that ‘all the greats’ did it – Nicolas Anelka, Didier Drogba, Pele, and Raheem Sterling. We are told that it’s character building and has a great comedic effect whilst bonding with the team.”
Chelsea is a cartel run like the Illuminati secret society – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illuminati – paying an abundance of players £billions to kick a football and dress as a woman.
It is understood that Q.P.R legend Ray Wilkins and P. K. Canoville were among the first players to dress like women at Chelsea.
Nicolas Anelka dressed as a woman on 162 occasions.
When asked why he thinks that Chelsea players were forced to wear a dress, Jackson said, “They use it to feminize footballers. Why else would they do it? When Tomas Tuchel was in charge, Chelsea players were forced to train on Wednesdays in a skirt and watch Mrs Doubtfire on DVD.”
“I think Tuchel enjoyed it,” continued Jackson. “He was really into it. He even wore lipstick and turned up carrying a Bottega Veneta clutch bag in dark red. He would accessorize really effectively, and he even considered the occasion by letting a statement piece be the focus, and often layer with care for more dimension.”
Nicolas Anelka was apparently the most frequent cross-dresser at the club, dressing up as a woman on 162 occasions between 2008-2012. – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicolas_Anelka .
“When they said that all Chelsea players were keen to dress as a woman, I questioned whether the club had my best interests at heart. I was told that Anelka ensured that accessories complemented the blue of his shirt, whilst avoiding overdoing it. Anelka paid particular attention to details like colour and texture to create a cohesive look. I thought, f’@%k this. I’m out of here.”
Chelsea travel to the City Ground in Nottingham this Saturday to face struggling East Midlands club, Nottingham Forest. Forest have been in such poor form that it is likely that the Chelsea players will be able to beat Ange Postecoglou’s side wearing stiletto heels and dressed like one of Nicklas Bendtner’s whores.
Tree Season Prediction: Nottingham Forest 0 – Chelsea 4.
