Losing is sweeter when you are on £150,000 a week, says Bryan Mbeumo as Manchester United lose again.
We caught up with the £71 million signing and asked how he was fitting it at a s#it Manchester United with a plastic set of fans that reside, predominantly, outside of Manchester.
“Look. I would’ve still been at Brentford on the opening day of the season, against Nottingham Forest, and I’d have been on the losing side and taken home a measly £50,000.00 that week,” said Bryan.
Going home after losing to an EFL League Two side.
“However, on the drive home, on the back of a defeat to EFL League Two side, Grimsby Town – Grimsby Town F.C. – Wikipedia – losing is a lot sweeter when you’ve just earned £150,000.00. It’s certainly a lot better than earning £100,000.00-a-week less at a smaller club, with a fan base that actually lives near the ground”
“I can buy a house every week, if I wanted to, and be like Joey Barton. I couldn’t even buy a new Porsche every week at Brentford. And, if we eventually win,” sniggered Bryan, “and qualify for Europe, I’m gonna earn £200,000.00 a week – enough to buy Derby County.”
Cameroon international, Bryan Mbeumo, 26, unaccountably signed for Manchester United for a whopping £71 million. Brentford finished higher in the table than Manchester United last season, but their shirt sale revenue wasn’t high enough to keep Mbeumo at the Brentford Community Stadium.
Losing is sweeter when the Benjamins start rolling in.
In the reality of the adult Disneyland that is Premier League football, £ 150,000.00 a week isn’t as ridiculous as it sounds when you consider that Ronaldo is probably earning £150,000.00 an hour –https://www.spond.com/news-and-blog/top-10-highest-paid-footballers/#:~:text=1.,new%20benchmark%20for%20player%20salaries.
However, what Bryan is telling us is that money talks. It doesn’t matter about players kissing badges and pleading allegiance to a club, because that is all insignificant when you’re earning the fat cheddar of the Premier League.
And Bryan didn’t hold back either, letting us know exactly how he felt about that theory. “I say F#c% ’em. If a bigger offer falls on the table, snatch it up. You’ve got to do what people from Nottingham do: think of number one, youth. This business is full of pu$$!es. It’s all about generational wealth. We just need to think about our great, great, great-grandchildren who we will never meet, and make sure they are filthy rich, spoilt w@%ers.”
Losing is sweeter when the Benjamins start rolling in.
“Footballers are just loyal to the coin,” concluded Bryan. “Only real fans are loyal to a football club.”
“Anyway, I’m off to look at some land in Cheshire now. I’m thinking of putting some stables on it and breeding racehorses. I eventually want my face on the back of a fifty-pound note, so Manchester United fans can call it a Bryan. That is my dream.”
