According to a recent poll, Manchester City is hated more than the untethered capitalism that is causing inequality and Leeds sex pest, Jimmy Savile.
Despite inequality and Liverpool fan, Jimmy Savile, both ruining countless lives since the late 1950s, the British public has spoken when it comes to the thing they hate the most – The 30 most hated ever teams in British football: 10-1 – Ranked! The 30 most-hated teams ever in British football | FourFourTwo
And the number one reason that Manchester City is hated so much: cheating, Saudi-owned, bank-rolled scum.
Referring to the issue of the 115 financial breaches – of which we are yet to see any punishment for the alleged offences – people hate injustice.
The likes of Chelsea and Manchester City were bankrolled to victory prior to the profit and sustainability rules being introduced to stop smaller clubs from having any chance of winning anything.
Not only that, Saudi Arabia has a terrible human rights record and Manchester City have only just got rid of serial Dad, Kyle Walker.
“Jack Grealish is the nicest person in that team, and he’s constantly on the p!$$,” said, Spurs fan, Ross Gellar, speaking to Chris Evans on Virgin Radio this morning.
“Having said that,” continued Gellar, “at least they don’t have cry-baby Bruno Fernandes – one of the most hated people in the universe – in that side. He’s a complete wan/£r. If he was, I even think the Pope would despise Manchester City on that basis.”
“It’s the bribery that I hate so much,” said Drake Ramoray, from Carlisle. “They pay the referees and reward them with cocaine-fueled weekends in Dubai. They disgust me.”
Top of the league
Manchester City is top of the league when it comes to hatred. Sitting at No.1 in a list of ‘1000 most hated things’, compiled by Gallop, Manchester City is hated more than Nottingham GP Harold Shipman (No.36), Angel of Death, Beverley Allitt (No.4), Syphilis (No.9) and ‘milk snatcher’, Margaret Thatcher (No.8).
Even General Pinochet, Ebola, the transatlantic slave trade of the 18th century, and Peter Sutcliffe are more loved than Manchester City.
With Manchester City being hated so much, it’s not surprising to hear that even Derby fans will be behind Nottingham Forest this weekend.
“I really hate Nottingham Forest with a passion”, said Derby fan, Mark Robinson, “but I really hope they stuff Manchester City. There has been nothing worse than seeing City dominate Premier League football. It’s been so boring and I’m sick of Irling Haaland’s smug face and that c*>t, John Stones. He plays so well in a Saudi-owned shirt but when it comes to England, he is $#!%.”
Manchester City is hated more than North Korea.
Manchester City is also the subject of political hatred. Speaking from the Oval Office, President Trump said, “I hate Manchester City, Manchester United and North Korea. They are all globalists, struggle with democracy, and represent everything that is wrong with the world. I would love to throw them into Mexico and turn the place into one giant urinal.”
Furthermore, Donald Trump’s secretary, Elon Musk, has also stated on Twitter that he ‘hates Manchester City more than the immigrants who are destroying America with their poverty, lack of education, and their legitimate excuses for desperation.’
Even if Forest gets thrashed this Saturday, we can all hope that Manchester City get a massive points deduction before the end of the season, or they are expelled from the league altogether, just for being Manchester City.
Tree Seasons’ prediction: Nottingham Forest 4 – Manchester Shitty 5.
