Nottingham Forest owner Evangelos Marinakis is bringing his world-renowned Marinakis Land to Nottingham.
The Greek businessman – Evangelos Marinakis – Wikipedia – plans to bring Marinakis Land to the banks of the River Trent, and the project is estimated to require the equivalent funding of a fictional space station, set for completion in 2064, long after many of us will have died.
Marinakis Land is a futuristic, high-tech mega-project that harnesses technology, sustainability, and development with Nottingham Forest Football Club at its very core.
Marinakis Land will be completely unethical
Taking up an eighth of the city and completely consuming West Bridgford, Marinakis Land will feature a 300,000-seater stadium for all his clubs and a separate arena for gladiatorial combat. Part of the plans include a 700-acre tropical rainforest with its own ecosystem, and an in-house laboratory for extracting dinosaur DNA and creating new species of fish.
There will be a Grand Prix circuit, 16 lap dancing bars which incorporate models dressed as Japanese schoolgirls and ‘Return of the Jedi’ Princess Leia; a MacDonald’s restaurant, three Hooters, five casinos, a 1970s shopping mall, nightclubs, brothels, bowling allies, a Skegness chip shop, and a virtual ocean for surfing, snorkeling, and swimming with rainbow-coloured dolphins and giant seahorses…at night.
“Marinakis Land is the completely unethical and unsustainable brainchild of our very ambitious owner,” said Technical Director Dr Anthony Buttermoth. Along with Edu, I shall be overseeing the production of the mega-project with specific goals and KPIs in mind, to satisfy the plans over the course of 100 years.”
Ambitious plans to eradicate death by 2165
“Once the structure of this technological terror is built,” continued Dr. Buttermoth, “my main tasks will include the transportation and logistics of extracting seawater from the Andaman Sea, creating unicorns, dragons and other mythical beasts; growing an entire tropical rainforest within a northern hemisphere temperate zone – where nothing grows for six months of the year – and achieving total immortality by 2165, a hundred and forty years from now.
Work will start on Marinakis Land as soon as Nottingham Forest secure Premier League survival, and plans will be delayed indefinitely, if Forest are relegated.
The project is expected to support marijuana production on an industrial scale and will attract more villainy and scum than Mos Eisley Spaceport Town – Mos Eisley – Wikipedia.
Dr Buttermoth concluded by saying, “With Marinakis Land at our disposal, we shall control the galaxy and win the European Cup, once again.”
