We can confirm that Morgan Gibbs-White says that he is exhausted due to the day-to-day management of all his cash.
Speculation has arisen as to why the 25-year-old England international is underperforming this season, and Gibbs-White has finally spoken out about the reason for his fatigue.
Is Morgan Gibbs-White lacking confidence?
With no Premier League goals this season, one assist, an inability to create clear-cut chances, and a catalogue of passing errors, many have questioned whether Gibbs-White’s head is actually in the game. Others have suggested that he is being weighed down by the responsibility of his role at the club, or he’s just plain, f#%king useless.
Most people cannot comprehend how anyone earning over £20,000.00-a-day can lack confidence, but we all know how the top players are martyrs to their mental fragility these days.
Morgan Gibbs-White looks frustrated and exhausted on the ball at times, even though it’s only October, less than two months into the season.
We thought that his penalty against Porto would have boosted his confidence, but he played like a wet lettuce against AFC Bournemouth.
Morgan Gibbs-White says his dog is eating his wages.
Speaking to the financial public affairs magazine, The Economist – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Economist – Morgan Gibbs says he is plagued by the sheer amount of loose cash flowing into his family home.
“Counting your cash isn’t easy. At first, I had a counting house, but it just started to overflow and I lost count,” said the Forest talisman.
“We have got suitcases full of money now,” continued the attacking midfielder. “We’re using rows of filing cabinets in a double garage for storage, stacking boxes under the stairs, using cash for insulation in the walls of the campervan, and we’ve even reinforced the loft conversion because the roof was bowing with all the weight.”
Since the Reds owner Evangelos Marinakis handed Morgan Gibbs-White more cash than a small country’s GDP, he says that the cash is literally weighing him down, physically and mentally.
“The money arrives at the gates, and I have to use a JCB to put it in wheelbarrows. I fill the wheelbarrows with cash before distributing cash around the house. I’ve even used the land put aside for growing food as an underground holding facility for the overflow.”
Gibbs-White had contractors build three underground nuclear bunkers that can be entered through a small hatch in the ground.
“My wife opens up the hatches while I just tip the cash into the hole. Two are almost completely full now, and I don’t know what we will do when the third one is full. We are running out of space.”
Manchester United will probably beat Nottingham Forest.
Gibbs-White was recently in trouble with regard to his XL Bully. He forgot to register the beast in time, but the court has said that he doesn’t have to execute the animal if he is stupid enough to keep an animal that is bred for killing in a house with young children present – https://treeseasons.co.uk/morgan-gibbs-white-could/ .
“The dog has come in really handy where the money is concerned because the loose £20.00 notes, blowing around the garden, are a pain to retrieve – that’s where all my energy goes. I have to chase fivers around the lawn with a pitchfork, but I’ve trained the dog to eat them instead of the kids.”
“We do like to burn some of the money, but the dog has acquired a taste for it now – especially the £50.00 notes. We cut a wedge up and put them in his bowl with pork loin and alligator steaks. The dog is a great help, but I’m still exhausted by the time matchdays come around.”
Tree Seasons suspects that Manchester United will probably beat Forest this weekend, but if Gibbs-White can actually get a grip and start fulfilling his true potential, Forest could actually get some points on the table for a change.
Tree Seasons prediction – Nottingham Forest 1 – VARchester United 0.
