Crystal Palace fans are still stewing over relegation to the Europa Conference League, and now a Gallup fans’ poll has concluded that Palace fans hate Marinakis more than Hitler and Cancer.
According to the latest Gallup poll – https://www.gallup.com/analytics/318875/global-research.aspx – Crystal Palace fans hate Marinakis more than Hitler, Jimmy Savile and murderous dictator, Joseph Stalin.
Even Ebola and Rwanda are less objectionable to Palace fans than the Greek shipping magnet.
Sent in a letter.
After being bumped down to the Europa Conference League – the Sunday amateur league of European football tournaments – following a UEFA decision regarding multi-club ownership rules, Crystal Palace fans, unaccountably, hold Nottingham Forest responsible for their club missing a deadline date.
Nottingham Forest owner, Evangelos Marinakis, sent a letter to UEFA with regards to multi-club ownership, which, miraculously, swayed UEFA’s decision to create a conflict of interest under UEFA’s regulations and allowed Nottingham Forest to take Crystal Palace’s place in the Europa League – of course it f’ck/n’ did (!).
If it wasn’t for the Marinakis letter to UEFA, the decision would’ve been overturned and Palace would not be playing against teams from Greenland and Macedonia, with names such as Kylie Minogue F.C. and Portuguese giants, Luxury Badger Sporting Club.
Any idiot knows that Crystal Palace fans hate Marinakis so much because they don’t want to point culpability at their owners, due to emotional commitment.
Palace fans hate Marinakis more than Spurs hate signing players.
Consequently, a new poll has emerged placing Marinakis at the top of a list of humanity’s most hated people.
It is unclear whether the Nottingham Forest owner will attend the game against Crystal Palace or whether Spurs fans will hate Arsenal even more, following Arsenal’s latest hijacking of Eberechi Eze – hilarious.
Tree Seasons prediction: Crystal Palace 5 – Notiingahm Forest 5. COYR!
