The ghost of Jimmy Savile has predicted the score of Sunday’s game between Nottingham Forest and Leeds United.
Paedophile and close friend of the Royal Family, Jimmy Saville, has spoken out for the first time about his afterlife in Hell, the city of Leeds, and his love for Liverpool football club.
The ghost of Jimmy Saville is still one of their own.
Through necromancer, Joyce Partridge, 83, from Blackpool, Savile expressed his love for his favourite city, Leeds, and how he has settled in nicely in Hell, despite a fiery beginning.
“Jimmy was telling me that he is rotting nicely in Hell and he is looking forward to being joined by his good friend, Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, in the coming years,” said Joyce,”
“He’s still managing to watch a lot of football as Sky television is straight from Hell,” continued Joyce. “He said that he would also like to remind people that, although he came from Leeds, and is one of their own, he has always been a staunch Liverpool fan. He said that he is disappointed with their recent run of results but he is fairly confident that they can turn things around before Christmas.”
Jimmy predicts a narrow victory.
“Now they are back playing topflight football, the ghost of Jimmy Savile says that he still likes to follow Leeds United and wishes them well in their next league game against Nottingham Forest, this Sunday.”
“The ghost of Jimmy went on to assure the Leeds United fans that his malevolent, sex pest spirit will be looking over them and cheering them on at the City Ground this weekend.”
“Jimmy told me to say that he believed that Leeds will sit back, play a dirty game, and hit Forest on the counter attack to score a late winner. Jimmy says that it will be a low scoring game but Dirty Leeds will sweep to victory with a 1-0 win.”
Joyce then told the BBC that Jimmy sends his worst wishes and asked them to remember him to his good friends, Paul Gadd, Rolf Harris, and Stuart Hall.
Next week, Joyce Partridge will be communicating with former Nottingham Forest fan, Dr. Harold Shipman, as he rediscovers himself as a professional chef and discusses recipe ideas for a local care home.
Tree Seasons Prediction: Nottingham forest 1 – Dirty Leeds 0.
