Burnley are putting out the women’s team to face Nottingham Forest, according to manager Scott Parker.
According to the first team coach and catalogue model, Scott Parker, Burnley will field the women’s team to face Ange Postecoglou’s Nottingham Forest at Turf Moor this Saturday.
Burnley Women’s Team is Good Enough.
Following Forest’s humiliating capitulation against seven-man Swansea City, Scott Parker has said that he will make eleven changes this Saturday, and they will all be women.
“After seeing Nottingham Forest throw away a two-goal lead, we are confident that our women are good enough to take on the East Midlands club.”
Speaking from Vogue headquarters in Paris, Parker said, “Any team can beat Nottingham Forest at the moment, and we just feel that the women’s team is up to the task.”
“It might be a bit of a physical mismatch, but Forest can’t defend, and they certainly can’t finish either. If Ryan Yates or Wily Boly play, they will be down to ten players within 20 minutes, and we will have had four penalties.”
Burnley women will set up nicely.
“Douglas Luiz will get distracted by the talent we have on offer, and we can put all the players behind the ball; defend and hit on the counterattack as they give the ball away.”
Tree Seasons originally predicted an easy win away at Burnley, but with three back-to-back defeats, it’s not looking good for Ange Postecoglou’s side.
“They will just play a high-line forever,” concluded Parker, “and the women’s team are set up nicely to deal with Ange-ball. The game will be close, but I believe a team of women will have what it takes to humiliate Forest and keep them at the lower end of the table.”
Tree Season’s actual prediction: Burnley 1 – Nottingham Forest 0.
